skoof 

In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.

- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.

skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

skooze

v. To blow a load (Ejaculate) in somone's face.

You see that bitch in the back row... I skoozed her last night!

skooze by Sam Lee Respess March 28, 2009

skoozy 

an extremely slutty girl.

"That bitch is a skoozy"

skoozy by mistymo1 May 16, 2006

Ms.Skoogz 

an old lady with no heart and is mean to kids. And calls everyone dumb. And shes a rat.

"Zach you dumb." Why cant you be more like me. Said Ms.skoogz .

Ms.Skoogz by hbuaeilgbiulaehui;vae November 21, 2019

Skoozie 

A lame ass nigga who oblivious to things

That dude antho a skoozie...he don’t even know what parlay mean

Skoozie by freezyyyy June 8, 2019

Skooze

To blow a wad in somebody's face.

"See that girl sitting in the back row? I skoozed her last night."

Skooze by Random inedible retarded llama March 31, 2009

skoozeme-skoozeme 

(skoos-mee; skoos-mee)

1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators

2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter

I was bumped three times by skoozeme-skoozemes on my way out.

Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.

skoozeme-skoozeme by unitacx_ February 24, 2010