Skoozer

some one who is particularly good at an activity related to weed.

After your friend takes a fat hit:

"you're such a Skoozer"

After your friend rolls a nice looking joint

“That joint is a Skoozer”

Skoozer by Shy to da low January 25, 2022

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skoozer

Noun: an individual who acts more drunk than he or she actually is. Especially when using alcohol as an excuse to garner attention or act stupid.

Joe was being a real jerk after just one beer. He claimed to be real drunk but we knew he was being a skoozer.

skoozer by Jeff and John June 3, 2005

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skoozer

1. Noun: a person who behaves more drunk than he or she actually is, usually after having only one drink as an excuse to act up.

2. Noun: a drink made with equal parts orange juice, gin, vodka and white rum. Any clear alcohol can be added or substituted to "taste." Drinking a Skoozer often leads to behaving like a skoozer.

Behaving like a real jerk, Joe claimed to be drunk; we knew he was just being a skoozer.

skoozer by Jeff and John June 7, 2005

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Skoozer

Someone sickening, ugly, awful, annoying, or anything derogitory. Can be used in any situation. Variations: Skooze, Skoozey, Skooze Bag

That guy is such a skooze! Ugh! How could he date a skoozer like HER?!

Hey Skoozey, what's up?!

-Who is that?
_Who?
-Her.
-Oh... shes a skoozer. She dated 13 guys in the past month.

Skoozer by acon1 December 23, 2008