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spleaser 

spleaser comes from the word splasher, and i hope u know exactly what a splasher is, if not... ohhhh boay!

this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!

this word can be used in different contexts.

e.g.

-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)

-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)

-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)

-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)

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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!

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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
SG Spleaser Scheißa-Gang jizz
spleaser by baosman November 21, 2013
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N. a person who is both sleazy and a weasel, ie. of low moral standards and possessing the tendency to get out of obligations and/or responsibilities.
Not only did he lie about stealing the money, but the spent the money on a hooker! What a sleasel!
sleasel by D. T. January 31, 2008
Related Words
1) A creepy guy who cracks on to girls in unsubtle ways.

2) A guy who tries to initiate sex with a girl in boorish offensive way.

3) A sexual harasser.

4) An active pervert (as opposed to a peeping tom which is passive pervert).
I just sat next to him and the slease tried to put his hand up my dress.
slease by K.C.D.L May 24, 2004
Yes please. Used in response to a question to remove the need for 2 words.
Q:Would you like a glass of water?
A: Splease!
splease by Sanocomblano September 17, 2007
A cross between a "skank" and a "teaser"
Look at how she gives that bro a lap dance. That girl's a skeaser.
skeaser by Coaster72 February 13, 2014

Spleaser 

Originating from and a slang term for "splasher" - an expression made popular by Jerry B. Anderson.

A spleaser (or splasher) is a (typically male) person that has the "Schalk im Nacken" and knows exactly how to attract people from the opposite sex (typically women). You will typically come across spleasers in groups of 3 - 6 individuals. Although general appearance can widely vary, a spleaser's most notable characteristics are chirping others, smooth dance moves, noteworthy intellect, baller attitude and a general overdose of swag.
Woah, did you see that dude making a move on that bird? He's a true spleaser!
Spleaser by nmn104 April 11, 2019

Sleasebag 

Most Democrats are sleasebags
Sleasebag by Ton Dachle August 30, 2003