skeaser

A cross between a "skank" and a "teaser"

Look at how she gives that bro a lap dance. That girl's a skeaser.

skeaser by Coaster72 February 13, 2014

skeeser 

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

skease 

a skank that is also a tease

bob: man i totally banged sarah last night
jim: man she isnt anything but a little skease

skease by rjmagic April 27, 2009

skeeser 

Someone who embeds themselves into others lives, pathetically claiming friendship and uses those people for his/her own benefit

John only wants to hang out with D and not Wes because D has a car and Wes does not. But neither of them want to hang out with him anyways, John is such a skeeser.

skeeser by Waffles16 February 3, 2006

Skease 

A combination of Skill and ease.

SomeGuy: "Wow That was awesome, did you see his tricks on his noboard?"

TheOtherGuy: "Yeah, just takes a little skease and you can do it too!"

Skease by OneSuperCow December 26, 2011

Skeazer 

A sleazy old man. Sleazy geezer.

That bald dude with a ponytail sitting at the bar is such a skeazer!

Skeazer by Delphi157 June 30, 2018

skeaver

a skeca beaver that ONLY eats wood and other wood related things such as patio furniture

god fucking damn it, a skeaver ate my sundeck while I was hunting skecas!!! yes ma'am, we do exterminate skeavers along with skecas too. huh? whats that? a skeaver ate a hole in your wall and it wont go away? yes, we'll be right there asap!

skeaver by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 March 27, 2026