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The Skimpy Towel Treatment 

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them
"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

Shrimp skimpy 

Culinary dish having way too few pieces of shrimp....
Paul ordered shrimp scampi from the menu but when the dish arrived he counted the shrimp and realized he had been served shrimp skimpy.

skimpy clothes 

Dresses that are tight and/or see through and/or bare belly/most of legs/breast
wearing skimpy clothes in algeria is not recommended
skimpy clothes by Laragirl January 20, 2016

skimpy nut bags 

Male beachwear of insufficient modesty, casting genitalia in visible relief. Considered indecorous, if not offensive, and embarassing by other beach-goers.
Danny-mate is not packing much of a frankie in those skimpy nut bags
skimpy nut bags by van kent April 16, 2007

skimpy blunt 

A word used to describe any type of cigar wrap that has little to no weed in it. Loose and untucked,not solid enough to call it a blunt .
Damn bro you rolled a skimp.

Damn broke you rolled a skimpy blunt where's the weed ?
case a beer, handle of vodka, whole thing of crystal light lemonade mix
Time to drink some skippys and gin bucket for a get blackout.
Skippys by c h l o December 16, 2008