sketch monkey 

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.

ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.

sketch monkey by PLUSnooneelse. February 23, 2011

sketch monkey 

a homo sapien who appears to be quite sketch, regardless of age, race, or gender...

DUDE, that guy was a real SKETCH MONKEY... It' hard to believe they let him be a cop.

sketch monkey by Marc lastretch and magical mystery crew September 30, 2006

Sketch Money 

A term used to describe a situation, a person, or an action that gives you a bad feeling or makes you feel unsafe or uncomfortable .

*An African American at Camp Bisco slinging "legit" opium and 5-MeO-MIPT*
Idiot: Dude do you have some cash?
Friend: No man, sketch money.

Sketch Money by mahlpup November 9, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012