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2.
A person who is terribly up themselves and believes the universe revolves around their hair. Especially when their hair isn't that great.
Plural skennards.
That hair dresser over there is full of skennards.
by Wangaclese October 07, 2006
 
1.
To rant uncontrollably about a matter/s of next to no importance.
jeez that charlie guy just pulled a skennard, he spent thirty minutes complaining about a slight rise in lego prices!
by Winglet September 28, 2006