skenlet

those clips that come on commercially packaged bread for the purpose of sealing in the freshness.
a) That dumb fuck rodney just choked to death on a skenlet!
b) Didn't you tell him he was only supposed to eat the bread?!
by Winglet October 04, 2006
mugGet the skenletmug.

skennard

To rant uncontrollably about a matter/s of next to no importance.
jeez that charlie guy just pulled a skennard, he spent thirty minutes complaining about a slight rise in lego prices!
by Winglet September 29, 2006
mugGet the skennardmug.