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skeetawomp 

To completely pwn someone.
Rofl, that newb just got skeetawomped.
skeetawomp by Craig Hummel November 29, 2004

Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

Skeeganism 

To live following Skeega; to not compare yourself to others but to only compare yourself to yourself
I shouldn't be worried about not getting a Co-op when all my friends are; I need to be positive and think with a Skeeganism mindset.
Skeeganism by kitkat03 November 28, 2022

Skeetaddem 

To yell a no no word at a person walking on the sidewalk while in a car
"Ay' bro, that guy is the annoying guy i was tellin' you 'bout skeetaddem!"
Skeetaddem by Adept Martin May 6, 2018

skeeting 

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT
P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog
skeeting by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

Skeetasaurus Rex 

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.
"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."

"Argh, me balls fell off"
Skeetasaurus Rex by Tyler G October 4, 2005