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skeetawomp 

To completely pwn someone.
Rofl, that newb just got skeetawomped.
skeetawomp by Craig Hummel November 29, 2004

Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

23 Skeetdo 

When you cum on a girl and then leave.
BOB: Man you got home early last night.
JERRY: Yeah, I pulled a 23 Skeetdo on that bitch.
23 Skeetdo by hairless monkey March 28, 2009

Skeetaddem 

To yell a no no word at a person walking on the sidewalk while in a car
"Ay' bro, that guy is the annoying guy i was tellin' you 'bout skeetaddem!"
Skeetaddem by Adept Martin May 6, 2018

Skeethong 

Verb: When you move so fast that you actually age.
“That raccoon just skeethonged up around that fence
Skeethong by NapkinBoy May 26, 2019

Skeetwagon 

The act of cumming such a large load on a fat girl that she resembles a wagon (covered in skeet). This wagon may or may not be very mobile depending on the weight of the chubby. Either way, a skeetwagon is always good for a ride.
Chubby Chaser: Aw yeah dude, I was banging this chubby, and I blew such a big load on her she looked like a wagon of skeet.

Bro: Aw sick bro, nice skeetwagon!
Skeetwagon by Skeetn March 2, 2009