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skimboarding

Skimboarding is a sport similar to surfing which takes place near the shore. The skimboarder stands about twenty feet from the ocean with skimboard in hand and waits for a wave. When they see a wave they run towards it with their skimboard still in hand. Upon reaching the wet sand they drop the board and jump onto it as quickly as possible. Once on the board, the skimmer must remain as stable as possible and prepare to make the transition to the ocean. The skimmer then (hopefully) glides out into the ocean toward the oncoming wave, banks off of it, and rides it back into shore. There are many possibilities for riding the waves and this is where skimboarding gets really interesting.

(Copied from SkimOnline.com)
Wanna go skimboarding at the beach today? Hell yeah I do!
skimboarding by BlitzTeddy August 7, 2005
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Skimboarding's kinda like trying to skateboard on a quarterpipe that’s coming right at you...A quarterpipe that, if you don’t get there in time, is gonna explode right in your face.
skimboarding by mike October 6, 2003

skimboarding

What you tell the really hot out-of-town girls who ask what you're doing with a board on the beach (ignore the others who ask). More commonly called "skimming" by those involved in the sport...
"hey ;)... what's that called?"
"skimboarding...ya wanna learn?"

See also skimming
skimboarding by SotaSkimmer April 6, 2005

sexboarding

When a girl is on top of a 69 squirts on the guys face under her.
"How did your date end with Sarah?"
"Dude. Careful she is into sexboarding."
"I know, last week she sexboarded me."
sexboarding by Tom Graper August 27, 2017

Skinboarding 

What happens with your bro when double-penetrating the same hole
She really wanted a threesome, but we weren’t prepared for that skinboarding action
Skinboarding by Roccoferarri April 14, 2019

extreme sexboarding 

Sex takes place (male or female), but instead of regular sex, both participants ride on snowboards down a hill or trail while doing it, preferably at high extreme speeds. Additional partners may be involved as well.
"Dude, did you see that threesome extreme sexboarding down the trail last night?"
"Yeah man, that guys jizz was left in the snow and I fell right on it."
"Did it taste good?"
extreme sexboarding by ImmaAsian October 15, 2014

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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