Michael Levitating Singularly 

From the intellectualized rendition of "Michael in the Bathroom" by the Be More Chill cast. The intellectualized line of "Micheal Flyin' Solo" Also the title of the intellectualized version of Michael in the Bathroom

No one: Hey did you see that new song "Michael Levitating Singularly" by The Intellectuals? It's sooo GOOD

Literally everyone: No chap. I have not. Are you sure that exists?

Michael Levitating Singularly by PteroIsabela December 7, 2020

Testicular Singularity 

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

Testicular Singularity by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020

Singular Sclerosis 

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

Singular Sclerosis by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

singularity 

A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.

"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."

singularity by Protag June 29, 2006

Singularity 

Singularity is Taehyung's new single and the comeback for BTS (방탄소년단) LOVE YOURSELF 轉 Tear

Did you see Singularity yesterday it was the best thing ever.

Singularity by Dak the kpop fan 123 June 5, 2018

singularity 

A singularity is a region of infinite density and zero volume where gravitational parameters diverge to infinity. The center of black holes are theorized as singularities that are surrounded by an event horizon (schwarzschild radius).

Some scientists theorize that the singularity breaks down all the laws of physics. Some scientists disagree.

singularity by Tiger Lady July 29, 2006

Singular View 

Reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views (Drake a 🤡); there is only one static singular view, for St Andrew.

Andrew: Yo I am GOD cause I got singular view
Stranger: what’s that?
Andrew: well, reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views, there is only one static singular view.
Stranger: oh, you are GOD!
Andrew: thanks.

Singular View by shrooms October 19, 2023