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Sideman Syndrome 

This is the case of being a sideman to everyone, even if you are in a new friend's group you are still a sideman. To identify someone infected with sideman syndrome you must spot the sideman in a group if friend's which are sidemen.
"Oi Mike has sideman syndrome"
"yeah i know that twat is still a sideman even with other sidemen"
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An irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a 'flowerman' and shows signs of 'moist' and 'soggy' behaviour.

There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.

A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Sidechick.
Chris: What, did Steven beat that yeah?

Tyrone: Nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.

Chris: Steven is a sideman bruv!
Related Words
A person who will follow someone then snake them later also called a sidedish or follower
Hes such a sideman
sideman by ya boi skinny dip January 22, 2018
A man who is generally just follows a boss around without being wanted
Whys John always around when James is here
Cause he's a sideman
sideman by Describer November 21, 2012
A person who just copies everything his/her “friend" does. You don't want to be stuck in a room with a person and his/her sideman very long.
Joseph: John and Steve were having a cuss fight, and after every cuss John made, that twat Declan would keep saying “innit".

Philip: That daft cunt is such a sideman.
Sideman by TheScouseAssassin June 9, 2013

sidmanisha 

Sidmanisha
Sidmanisha a true love story between popular Television star sidharth and his producer manisha she was helping in wining bb out of way ..he was doing two timing at that time with shilpa and manisha before that he is using rashmi anksha and balika vadhu star etc..he is popularly known as tharki bhudda
sidmanisha by Blunt vikas May 31, 2021
n. The gay porn term for a dude who plays the part of a typical female in a bukkake session. Commonly used in the gay film industry.
The Seidman lay there with his mouth open while three dozen guys shot their wads towards his face.
Seidman by Paul Jameson December 25, 2007