An irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a 'flowerman' and shows signs of 'moist' and 'soggy' behaviour.
There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.
A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Sidechick.
Chris: What, did Steven beat that yeah?
Tyrone: Nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.
Chris: Steven is a sideman bruv!
A man who is generally just follows a boss around without being wanted
Whys John always around when James is here
Cause he's a sideman
Someone who follows other people in an attempt to become their friend but is always rejected.
P.S. Dont make fun of other people realGTjay112 that is what a sideman does
Tom: Hey look at that guy trying to act cool by paring people online.
Ryan: Yeah, realGTjay is a Sideman.
A person who just copies everything his/her “friend" does. You don't want to be stuck in a room with a person and his/her sideman very long.
Joseph: John and Steve were having a cuss fight, and after every cuss John made, that twat Declan would keep saying “innit".
Philip: That daft cunt is such a sideman.
That one sucker that gives all his time and effort in to a girl that is just using him , even though they say they are in a relationship they do not ever get physical and if they do get physical she's either drunk ,or getting him to give her a Favour. She finds him weak and annoying and will often hook up with his much more appealing friends .
Bestfriend - Have you smashed yet
Sidemen -noooo ,but we went to the cinema last week and I paid , I love her soo much
Bestfriend - Are you ever going to smash ?
Sidemen - yeah ,but between the shopping sprees i finance and hours i put in doing her home work ,I'm happy just holding hands
Bestfriend - well just fyi ,tightest pussy around......
Sidemen - what ??......
Bestfriend- yeah............. awkward
Jordan Young. A Male Black Youth Searching For His True Identity By Being Affiliated With Other Youths Higher Of His Popularity. This Results In People Knowing Him As The Guy Thats "Always There" Or "A Tag Along" , Going To Meet People With Friends He Doesnt Even Know, Or Even Going To A Party He Is No Invited To. This My Friends, Is A SIDEMAN(Jordan Young)
"Naah that guy just bumlicks him, fucking sideman" "What? Like a Jordan Young? Surely he cant be Thatttt bad of a bumlick?"
the definition for a sideman is someone who is on the side of a friendship group. Sidemen are normally people who want to gain attention by trying to hang around with the popular people. They are normally behind the group or on the side of it. They do not normally talk with them they just walk with them to look cool.
A perfect example of a sideman is Tyler Newton, he is on the side of every group you can think of. This is because he is short and no one notices him. He wants a trampoline for Christmas to get on the same level as everyone else. He is short his teeth are as crooked as dami's toenail and he fears he will get taken the mick out of. This is why he is a sideman and will stay a sideman until he grows and his teeth gets straight. Which means he will be a sideman forever.