Sidejob

Strickly a sex buddy . The girl on the side . The guy on the side. Side jobs are use for purpose of sex. Sidejobs can never escalate to a girlfriend or boyfried . Sidejobs can not block partners from he or she having other sidejobs . Sidejobs can never become friends with partners other sidejobs or girlfriends / boyfriends.

Talia is a bad sidejob because she tells everyone she and Carlos are in a relationship in hope to scare Carlo's other sidejods away from from him . There for she is cut off

Sidejob by Sidejob LLP October 1, 2007

sidejacked 

(adj) to be diverted from an important task by some asshole who keeps wasting your valuable time with other bullshit. A combination of being sidetracked and hijacked.

Sorry I couldn't be at your death bed sooner, Ma. I got sidejacked by this guy at the mall selling gym memberships. He was real convincing. Ma? Ma?

sidejacked by The Northern Skeptic October 8, 2009

Sidejack

Masturbating using only one arm in a very animated fashion while laying on your side. This renders the other arm useless.

"Did you see Jer on the floor while those two chicks were getting it on?"

"Yes. Leave it to him to sidejack in public"

Sidejack by Side Jack The Ripper March 15, 2011

Keebler Sidejob 

The art of straddling a midget while they perform duel stimulation.

The shorter you are the hardet it is to find a midget small enough to straddle for a keebler sidejob.

Keebler Sidejob by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

sidejacked 

When someone is taking a photo of themselves, and you get in the picture right next to them at the last second.

I was taking a photo of myself to send to my boyfriend and Amy totally sidejacked me.

sidejacked by madmikeone July 3, 2008