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Masturbating using only one arm in a very animated fashion while laying on your side. This renders the other arm useless.
"Did you see Jer on the floor while those two chicks were getting it on?"

"Yes. Leave it to him to sidejack in public"
Sidejack by Side Jack The Ripper March 15, 2011
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sidejacked 

(adj) to be diverted from an important task by some asshole who keeps wasting your valuable time with other bullshit. A combination of being sidetracked and hijacked.
Sorry I couldn't be at your death bed sooner, Ma. I got sidejacked by this guy at the mall selling gym memberships. He was real convincing. Ma? Ma?
sidejacked by The Northern Skeptic October 8, 2009

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac 

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

Sidehack 

A BMX bike with a sidecar-like device attached to the frame of the bicycle. This makes BMX bike riding a shared experience. The person that stands in the sidecar is called a monkey while the person steering the bike is called the pilot. This concept was introduced on Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory in the episode "Trust Your Pilot, Respect Your Monkey".
Hey man wanna go sidehacking tomorrow?
Sidehack by Mighty_Arrow October 18, 2010

sidehacking 

A stealth form of male masturbation performed while wearing pants, typically in a semi-public setting such as a movie theater or while driving. In order to sidehack a man must first position his penis along his inner thigh. He will them stimulate the penis by rubbing or stroking his inside thigh through his pants.
You see that hot chick at the bar last night?

Yeah, I was sidehacking it the whole way home.
sidehacking by sidehacker October 2, 2006

Sidesack 

viewing a testicle from the side
Did you see it?
No all I got was sidesack
Sidesack by Dr Diddy January 21, 2009

sidejacked 

When someone is taking a photo of themselves, and you get in the picture right next to them at the last second.
I was taking a photo of myself to send to my boyfriend and Amy totally sidejacked me.
sidejacked by madmikeone July 3, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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