A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 7, 2018
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When your side Bitch is badder, hotter, sexier and more put together than main bitch. She's independent, in control and does her own thing, but she's willing to wait a short determined amount t of time to be main bitch and if it doesn't happen she's out.
Chris said "god damn this woman is so fuckin fine she ain't just a side Bitch she's my trophy side Bitch and one day she'll be my wife, I love this woman.
by Angelbabe78 August 25, 2017
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The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.
Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!
by supernovaRED July 13, 2014
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A woman who will only date men that are in a relationship or married.
She jumps from married man to married man; therefore she's a Serial side bitch
by Muva November 3, 2015
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Aka "SBO" - Side Bitch Overlap, is a rough situation in which a bro has multiple side bitches that want to chill. The bro must then choose the best option for him and his bros.
Yo there's like 3 different girls lookin to chill tn.

Damn sounds like you have a major case of side bitch overlap .
by Alcazar805 August 8, 2014
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The side bitch that was promoted to girlfriend/wife in name only.
You remember that bitch from Austin? She’s running around like she forgot she’s just an elevated side bitch.
by Bunney August 15, 2021
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The Holy Act of rendering yourself invisible to your side bitch. By flawless means of taking the stance.
See lean and cuisines video on YouTube for steps.

May be used to evade side niggas.
"Bro i was with my girl when my side bitch slid out of forever 21, I hit that side bitch evade and she couldnt even smell me"
by MostHatedMamba December 18, 2013
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