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GMC syclone is most badass truck ever produced 4.3 v6 intercooled, turbocharged, AWD.
camaro driver - "you ready?"
syclone driver - "ehh i got a bed full of cinder blocks but sure"
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camaro driver - "i just got whooped by a pick up truck.."
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sickoneforlife 

A person who sucks dick for a hobby and has no desire to do anything with their life except judge others and pretend to be cool because they know inside they will never be shit other than the bitch they currently are...
all you wanna do is watch other people and suck dick,you're a sickoneforlife!
sickoneforlife by Dumbastard February 15, 2020

GMC Syclone 

A high-end version of the First Generation GMC Sonoma that was produced from 1991-1992 with just around approximately 3000 sales. It looks like your average truck, but on the inside, it is much more than just an ordinary and dumb pickup truck. It has a Turbocharged LB4 V6 with a 4-Speed 4L60 Automatic Transmission, an AWD and/or Torque Distribution of DATA UNKNOWN, 4-Wheel Anti-Spin/Lock Brakes, and produced around ~280 hp. Only 3 were made in 1992. One of them was used for an IIHS crash test, while the other 2 are privately owned. This thing could go from 0-60 mp/h or 0-97 km/h in just 4.3 seconds, which was faster than a Ferrari and Corvette/Camaro at the time. Not only that, it could do a .25-mile run (Quarter-mile run) in just 13.4 seconds.

Due to its 4.3 second 0-60 and 0-97 time, it is faster than MANY of the current cars that we have, which is just shocking to people like me. Its main competitors were the Chevrolet 454 SS (Higher-End 1988-2001 Chevrolet C/K) and Ford F-150 SVT Lightning Concept, which still had a slower 0-60 and 0-97 time.
"Dude, why did you buy a stupid and ugly truck called a GMC Syclone?"
"Trust me, kiddo, you wouldn't know how good this truck is until you see what it can actually do and what's inside the engine".
"Oh, you're on mister!".
"Wait, IS THAT A TURBOCHARGED V6!?"
"Yup. It also has a 4-speed automatic transmission and can go to 0-60 mp/h or 0-97 km/h in around 4.3 seconds, which during their time, or 1991-1992, was faster than a Ferrari and Corvette. Not only that, it's faster than many of the cars that car companies are currently producing today".
"Wow, I am definitely buying this truck right now".
A broke, deadbeat father of 3 with no vision or ambition to accomplish anything other than ride on the coattails of the success of the few people willing to put up with their pathetic ass. See also: Cowardly fool
"Ryan: Hey look sickone is playing drum and bass at lizard lounge.

Tim: I'd rather masturbate with broken glass and lemon juice than pay to see that worthless bag of skin."

"Brad: I heard about this guy who doesn't have enough foresight to take care of his family financially and has nothing better to do with his time than to date women 10 years younger than him who are easily impressionable because he has no real game. He says he's a DJ but has no claim to fame.

Grant: Reminds me of sickone. You heard of him? He was at Plush a while back"
Sickone by Pondering Audiophile December 10, 2013
The act of having a sexual encounter with someone without their knowledge or prior consent.
Dude did you just pull a sickone on my mum?

I dare you to pull a sickone on Aaron

Get away from me you prowler, else a sickone shall be pulled.
Sickone by Caramel-bear August 27, 2008
One who enjoys tossing the salad of primates while munching on ample dingleberries
Siulone attacked the orangutang anus voraciously!
Siulone by Jelen June 11, 2006