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Cedar Shoals

Also referred to as: Cedar, The Shoals, Ceda Sho or Cedar Ho. Cedar Shoals is one of 2 high schools in Athens, Ga. It is the most ghetto filled school on Earth. 80% of the students are teenage parents. It is famous for its spicy chicken fridays. There is no other school like Cedar, nonetheless it is a great place, a home away from home. But pick your friends wisely or you might get shot! ONE CEDAR!
Cedar Shoals is the bomb! One Cedar!!!
Cedar Shoals by Zedsix October 13, 2011
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Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.
Michael Showalter by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Cedar Shoals

A school in Athens Georgia that is often called “the shoals”. At cedar you will find wanna be thugs, hoes, and marijuana referred to as “that gas”.
Cedar Shoals student: Aye bruh you got that gas?
Cedar Shoals student 2: hell ya. Matter fact ima bless you.
Cedar Shoals by Freakwhores February 16, 2018

Muscle Shoals Mule Kick

When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.
Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.

Shwalein' 

1. When someone is kidding, joking, or bull shitting.
1. "you gotta be shwalein' me!"
2. "stop shwalein' over there."
Shwalein' by Electric cadaver April 15, 2009

Shwallace 

When a broad talks so much that you have to fuck her face just to shut her up. You usually end up with insomnia and a chaffed ball bag.
Guy 1: Man, you look tired.
Guy 2: I banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. I haven't slept in 36 hours. I totally got Shwallaced again.
Shwallace by Frank Decimal November 15, 2011