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Adj: Completely worthless and lacking any good qualities

Noun: A worthless person or object

Verb: To sit around aimlessly, doing nothing important or of value
Adj: The modem was being shwill and refused to function

Noun: My ex is a shwill and refuses to pay child support

Verb: Phil was shwilling around at home until 4 AM again last night
Shwill by Skorch August 17, 2009
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frisbee, barefoot soccer, going up to the cottage with friends, lying under the stars with friends are all examples of activities that are shwill
shwill by jake tonar April 4, 2011
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1. adj. of very high quality or standard
2. interjection. showing whole hearted approval or agreement
"this martini is shwill"

"how about we go to the movies later?" response: "shwill"
A Portuguese penis. Particularly one that belongs to someone named Michael. Originated from the word "Willy."
"Hey Mike can I see your shwill?"

"Your shwill is beauitful!"
Shwill by sarbuff123456789 February 15, 2014
1) The greatest ever
2) pertaining to something in which has top 1 dodge all time
"This guy has shwill dodge"

Shillon Musk 

The most successful conman of the 21st Century so far. He can always be seen manipulating people and markets, selling unattainable space dreams to starry-eyed young people, running pump&dump schemes on crypto markets, feeding his own fake "visionary messiah" complex on Twitter, using pop-culture terminology and lame comedic attempts to gain followers to his cult of personality while selling futuristic bs to the masses.

Always be shilling for that sweet government dough, Shillon.
Shillon Musk tweeted again.

You cannot fully terraform Mars on a reasonable timeframe without some form of "Clarketech", Shillon.

It is illegal to manipulate markets, Shillon Musk.
Shillon Musk by beMerciless May 13, 2021
A person engaged in covert advertising. The shill attempts to spread buzz by personally endorsing the product in public forums with the pretense of sincerity, when in fact he is being paid for his services.
Who are you shilling for?

Ignore the n00b, he's just here to shill.
shill by strangedaze April 27, 2005