shwapp
shwapp by superpants May 13, 2005
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swapping the monkey
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
swapping the monkey by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013
Shwapper
Never gives up, hard worker, passionate at everything they do in life, has a smile they inspires people to do better, stay motivate, doesn't waste time, puts the standards for the working man, aims to be the top, always thankful, and always stays humble!
Shwapper is some who gets the job done!!!
Shwapper by PierceSupport September 8, 2017
Shwapper
Hard worker, passionate at everything they do in life, has a smile they inspires people to do better, stay motivate, doesn't waste time, puts the standards for the working man, aims to be the top, always thankful, and always stays humble!
Shwappers are people that are willing to learn, adopt to became the best, and at the same time being humble!
Shwapper by PierceFamily2017 September 8, 2017
Shapple
Shapple (shit+apple) is a term used when one needs to refer to apple infused poop.
This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.
Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.
Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.
This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.
Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.
Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.
Dog goes out for a late night potty session and doesn't come right back in, but when she does, she's licking her chops.
It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!
also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone
It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!
also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone
Shwampies
Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!
Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...