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Knee Shuffler 

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.
Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?
Someone in a minimum wage job with no prospects. So-called because of the snail paced speed they shuffle from one task to another. The only time they move at any speed is when going to their breaks or leaving work. Usually employed in the cleaning and fast-food industries
*door 20 yards away is heard opening*
*2 minutes later*

A: I thought I heard that door open
B: Yeah I called for a cleaner, it'll be one of the shufflers, give it another minute or so
shuffler by Iain1977 February 22, 2008

Shuffleromancy 

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer
Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!
Shuffleromancy by Heloise July 23, 2008
Shuler background: South German (also Schüler): occupational name for a scholar or a student training to be a priest, from an agent derivative of Middle High German schuol(e) ‘school’.
Jewish (Ashkenazic): occupational name for a Talmudic scholar or the sexton of a synagogue, from an agent derivative of Yiddish shul ‘synagogue’.

A Shuler is the coolest person you will ever find. A family that has trials, but comes out stronger. Boys of a Shuler family, are kind, caring, gorgeously attractive, wonderful, and handsome. To know a Shuler is the most respectable thing possible! If you ever meet a Shuler, don't let them go!
"I met a new guy tonight." "Oh yea? What's his name?" "_____Shuler" "WOW!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know how awesome that is, don't ever let him go!"

"I met the most beautiful girl tonight. She is kind, and beautiful and wonderful." "Oh must be a Shuler."
Shuler by kansasimcomingtoyou September 30, 2011

Dirty Shutler 

When you bang a swamp donkey with a cucumber and put it back into the fridge fir your roommate to eat.
He is having the dirty Shutler for dinner tonight.
Dirty Shutler by Notanangel83 March 6, 2019

Diplomatic Shuffler 

A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.
Hey RoughToy who is that diplomatic shuffler who keeps sending me messages?