Top Definition
When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.
ex1: Mom, what's all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: OK class, put your shtuff away, it's nap time.
by IRTc_Alex August 28, 2005
a word that has the same meaning as stuff except more fun to say.
Ellie: Hey sam, whats up?
Sam: Oh not much just listening to music and shtuff.
by sallie1413 April 13, 2010
Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.
Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.
by Mike July 23, 2003
It's a combination of the word shit and stuff, but it stands for shit that makes me tuff.
You gotta learn to roll with shtuff happening in your life (e.g., a breakup, an accident, your dog dying), as it's schtuff that builds character and makes you stronger.
by OwningKristina July 02, 2012
Shtuff is the word dad says when wanting to say shit but kids are in the house and it is not appropriate to swear
by HankHill321 July 29, 2011
A combination of the nouns "stuff" and "shit". A hint that this stuff smells more like shit than just average stuff.
Boss: "Did you get the files I forwarded?"

Employee: "Yeah, what the hell am I supposed to do with all that shtuff?!?"
shitty stuff or just plain stuff...
i have so many shtuff i have to deal with...
by his property December 01, 2004
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