shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

shrivler by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

methanical pancake swiveller 

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.

Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

methanical pancake swiveller by Clagbo July 19, 2006

Cock shrivelege 

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

Sniveller 

Sniveller is term used for some who has rat like qualities. One who is a sniveller will usually have annoying qualities. Such qualities include a lisp , and thinking that you know a lot about a topic which you don't The sniveller usually walks around places with his neck and face toward the ground. A sniveller will most likely be an unpopular person at school or someone with a reputation which is not so great. Snivellers sometimes eat their sandwhiches with their front teeth as well , as getting mad and obnoxious over jokes. The sniveller will try and shove off the jokester and yell at them. Snivellers are nosy and bug people. They usally are techie or game people with an attitude which is horrible. They do not have downs syndrome but tend to act like they do at times.

Julian: Man that David kid is such a sniveller.
Callum: I know he's so annoying , and bothers the shit out of people. Why can't he just leave the computer room.

Sniveller by Heartmanofwestdale2sorry October 15, 2009

shriveled dick 

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

shriveled dick cold by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009

shit shoveller 

A noun to describe a male of the species that indulges in sticking his penis into another man's anus thereby shovelling the shit.

see also: fudge packer, Uphill Gardener, Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner, shit stabber, Backdoor Merchant, Butt Pirate ect...

____ enjoyed shovelling shit, so therefore was a shit shoveller.

shit shoveller by pseudonym pete March 24, 2004