shrimp boat captain

A BIG TIME POSER who says that he is amazing at everything but in reality he can't do anything but sit in his room and play video games. He says he can beat you at surfing and skating but is terrible at it. He is the biggest poser you have ever seen and is equally annoying. He believes that everyone likes him but in reality everyone talks mad shit about him behind his back. He comes from a family of wealth which is why he even has a girlfriend. He loves to start things he can't finish and refuses to "pull up." He brags about things he can do but can't do any of them. He is basically the worst person you have ever met and definitely the biggest poser. he tries to act all big and bad but he is really just a scranny little twig(or shrimp, either one applies). STAY AWAY FROM HIM AT ALL COST!!!!

"You having a conversation about surfing"
Noah:I bet I could surf better than you.
You:you couldn't paddle out 5 feet with arms like that shrimp
Noah: shut up
You:I'm just stating the facts,you say your great at everything but in reality you can't do anything other than sit at home and play video games by yourself because you never get invited to our Xbox parties.
Noah:I have more friends than you
You: no you don't, everyone hates you,even your girlfriend talks bad about you.
Noah:shut up
"All of this was don't over the phone in a group chat of course because he is too scared to say it to your face and the surfing conversation was at school when he was listening to your conversation"
Noah aka shrimp boat will never pull-up to u irl

by Noah is trash April 17, 2019

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