Shrimp Boat Captain 

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

"I gave him the Shrimp boat captain for his birthday".

Shrimp Boat Captain by C.S.Lewis January 18, 2008

shrimp boat captain 

One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'

ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific

shrimp boat captain by captain salad May 12, 2004

Shrimp Boat Captain 

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

Shrimp Boat Captain by bri0n January 15, 2008

shrimp boat captain 

the master of shrimpin

Robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our class. He loves to shrimp

shrimp boat captain by tommy May 18, 2004

Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode 

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 1, 2019