A person who upon first glance appears to have all the commons traits of:
·The Walt Disney Character 'Shrek'
·and a Human female
Lad 1: F**kin ell mate, look at the ears on that...
Lad 2: Chuff me... have ya seen the arse on it n'all?
Lad 1: What ya lookin' at her arse for?
Lad 2: Can't miss that... but you can have her
Lad 1: No chance, the Shrekapottimus is yours!
Lad 2: Get a pint in.