Shopping

Shopping is the incomparable feeling of joy when buying something completely useless that you're only gonna wear once.

person: "that's a cute top!"
another human being: "thanks I went shopping yesterday."

by lana rose May 14, 2020

Shopping

Buying a whole lot of shit you don’t really need

Today I went shopping at the mall.

by Minecraft1238 September 25, 2018

Shop

Place where pictures go to have as many penises photoshopped on them as possible. Usually the shop is open.

Hey Pauly Dangerously I need some cocks added to this picture of someone you don't know. Is the Shop Open?

by Corner Pocket June 30, 2021

The Shop

Noun. Barber or Beauty Shop where everything goes down or is discussed on the West Side of a city.

I need a fly cut, so Imma swing by The Shop before I kick it to the crib to chill for a minute.

by Terry Bad Ice March 29, 2017

shop

To "borrow" permanently from a sibling. Derived from the appearance of a sibling strolling through your closet or CD/DVD collection, looking at all the merchandise, placing selected items into their virtual shopping cart, saying "hey, can I borrow this shirt, your Abbey Road CD, and The Matrix?", and never returning any of the items, causing you to eventually steal back all your stuff next Thanksgiving.

"Hey hon, let's watch The Matrix tonight."

"We can't."

"Why?"

"Because my brother shopped for it about six months ago."

by JizzleDizzle September 22, 2005

Shopping

The act of having sex.

Boy1: Can we do some shopping tonight?
Girl1: Yeah sure, you won't be able to shop for a week.

Boy1: Man, I did so much shopping last week.
Boy2: I haven't shopped for a week.

Girl1: I shop around a lot.
Girl2: You go girl!

by Unhappyclown April 22, 2011

Shopping

Code term for smoking marijuana. Used around teachers, parents, and authority officials.

"Hey man, lets go shopping over the weekend. They just got some great stuff in at the 'store'"

by Lindsey DeSilvio November 25, 2006