An occupation where an individual goes around making sure customer service is good, and spectacular.
If the customer service is not to their expectations, they will act like a complete and utter douche bag. To the point where you wouldn't want to serve them anyways.
If the customer service is not to their expectations, they will act like a complete and utter douche bag. To the point where you wouldn't want to serve them anyways.
/b/'s job is to be a secret shopper.
You don't want to displease a secret shopper, for they are complete assholes if you do not give them over the counter head service.
You don't want to displease a secret shopper, for they are complete assholes if you do not give them over the counter head service.
by Gin_Tama July 12, 2009
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the dealership tryna get a test drive
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the dealership tryna get a test drive
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by
by oldschool rosendahl November 15, 2005
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
Deployment Shoppers are guardsmen who ask states scheduled to send soldiers into combat to take them, too.
If a guardsman from Virginia is serving in the National Guard, and is not scheduled to get deployed for six years, they can ask, or beg, another state to take them on tour.
It allows for them to do their service young and early.
It also allows for soldiers to make more money than they would by staying at home.
If a guardsman from Virginia is serving in the National Guard, and is not scheduled to get deployed for six years, they can ask, or beg, another state to take them on tour.
It allows for them to do their service young and early.
It also allows for soldiers to make more money than they would by staying at home.
Daryle wanted to serve early, so he offered his services to NJ, and their outfit took him. He was a deployment shopper.
by g-diggity June 21, 2008
1) A chain of small supermarkets.
2) Someone who shamelessly manipulates others for their money - differing from a gold-digger in that a happy shopper usually pesters their friends, parents etc. rather than their partner.
3) Someone who is very good at using image manipulation programs, especially Photoshop, and often photoshops things for their own amusement.
4) Someone who obtains others' unwanted items for free.
2) Someone who shamelessly manipulates others for their money - differing from a gold-digger in that a happy shopper usually pesters their friends, parents etc. rather than their partner.
3) Someone who is very good at using image manipulation programs, especially Photoshop, and often photoshops things for their own amusement.
4) Someone who obtains others' unwanted items for free.
1) Just going to happy shopper for a six-pack.
2) Jay wanted me to lend him another fiver today, but he's not paid me back from the previous twenty times. I'm starting to think he's just a happy shopper.
3) Seen this great pic? That Jay's a right happy shopper!
4) Drag the old sofa to the kerb, some happy shopper'll take care of it.
2) Jay wanted me to lend him another fiver today, but he's not paid me back from the previous twenty times. I'm starting to think he's just a happy shopper.
3) Seen this great pic? That Jay's a right happy shopper!
4) Drag the old sofa to the kerb, some happy shopper'll take care of it.
by JackBlue October 4, 2007
by mr. squinter February 19, 2010
by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011