shopalop

An overly camp way to refer to a shopping trip.

Would you fancy a shopalop tomorrow evening?

shopalop by teddyward April 20, 2012

shopflopper 

Desperate shopper whom actively use arms to fight his/hers (usually a female phenomenon) way in a shop in order to get first to the merchandise.

Speaker 1: She beat down that old lady in order to get the last piece of free pie at K-Mart.

Speaker 2: Damn, that's a shopflopper if I've ever seen one!

shopflopper by StrongWong April 6, 2008

Sopalophagus 

Snuffalufagus' cousin. Has a nose with the resemblance of a penis. Likes saxamaphones and long walks on the beach. Quite the douche bag.
Baba Ganoush!!!!!!!!!!

Why did sopalophagus die out?
Because you touch yourself at night!

Sopalophagus by Baba Ganoush November 27, 2003

shopalopabopalopadingdong 

a name someones calls you when they need to get your attention

SHOPALOPABOPALOPADINGDONG, get in here asap.

shopalopabopalopadingdong by Trinity Gould September 21, 2020

shlopalopa-doc 

wet road

oh my god! the shlopalopa-doc is so dangerous today!

shlopalopa-doc by mlc098 December 18, 2021

slopalopagus 

Somebody who dresses really sloppy. They frequently wear stained shirts, dirty shoes, and don’t brush their hair. They also have a messy house and car.

Secondary Meaning

A fictitious monster that fits the above description.

Jonathan always is a mess. He is a borderline slopalopagus.

slopalopagus by capycatt June 17, 2024