shoecunt 

someone whos vagina interior is the same size and dimensions as a shoe.

I shagged my bird last night. She has a shoecunt.

shoecunt by rolando55 June 11, 2008

shotcunt 

when you call shotgun, but for a threesome. Its supposed to mean double penetration, like you get the asshole.

Like, when you riding in a car, and you yell, "Shotgun!"
but its not for cars. Its for threesomes. And assholes.

"yo, Kevin, I call shotcunt on Becky!"

shotcunt by dumbfgtmandudeperson November 21, 2016