shidump 

A cross between the process of having to shit, and the unexpected result from defecating.

Sal had to evacuate his feces, and wound up taking a shidump, which resulted in an extensive, overdrawn session of lurid defecation, thus alleviating his ardent anus.

"Ah man, don't go into the restroom, I just took one big shidump!"

"That shidump made all the difference! I feel lighter now."

"Alright let's eat, but first let me take that shidump I've been waiting for."

shidump by SonicJives May 25, 2009

Showdumping

Show dumping, which gets its name from the badminton horse trials, is in full public view of fellow contestants and viewing judges alike, clearly in the interests that there is no cheating.

It is a soldiers past time when bored on operations or exercise. Each contestant will step forward and either climb a tree, or fence depending on what 'field' furniture is available. He/she (i'm just being PC - i have yet to see a she do this) will then present ones backside 'proud' of the said tree branch/fence rail & pull ones trousers down around the ankles. Point of not here - dont fall out the tree/off the fence.
The contestant will then 'let one go', shouting 'bombs away'. When completed, the contestant will state 'clear' and pull trousers up. Point of not for the judges here - dont walk forward when the contestant has his /her trousers down, i dont need to explain why.
Each judge will then hold up home made score cards for all to see giving marks out of ten.
Points are awarded for quantity (army rations can be held within the bowel for up to 10 days) and artistic impression.

After a chicken curry and some processed cheese, Neil scored a perfect '10' on his very first showdumping

Showdumping by Prophet Ted July 6, 2010

shadump 

When a dump is preceded by a shower.

Man I got so sweaty after eating that burrito. Better shadump when I get home.

shadump by 206ZAK May 25, 2011

shdump 

A combination of the word shart and dump. Used as a substitue for dump or other similar phrases, such as dropping a load.

I've got to take a huge shdump!

shdump by jitterbuggg July 6, 2023