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Dwight Shrute
He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Dwight Shrute by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013
God Shouter
A Born Again fundametalist Christian. Is often seen burning books or encouraging bans on
abortion while simultaneously supporting the death penalty.
Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"
Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"
abortion while simultaneously supporting the death penalty.
Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"
Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"
Abby, "Daddy, who was that strange man knocking on the door?"
Daddy, "That was Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.
AGAIN.
Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"
Daddy, "That was Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.
AGAIN.
Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"
God Shouter by Abby's Daddy October 1, 2019
Monster Shouter
Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.
When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".
Monster Shouter by Dante's Infernal July 16, 2010