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To be loved up; to have your shmouse with you and be shnuggly with him/her.
I laid my tired body down on the sofa and was SHMOUSED by the cat.

I love my little Shmousie
Shmousie's what I love to eat
Bite theys little heads off
Nibble on theys tiny feet.
by Cherie Nelson May 21, 2005
to be heavily inebriated, a mix of housed and smashed. One of the most drunken states.
1. I don't knoe if I hve evr ben so shmoused in my lyfe.
by Bouch March 02, 2005