shmouse
shmouse by Cherry Nelsonic May 21, 2005
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Shmouse
A - "Dude, you down to shmouse today?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."
A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."
A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"
Shmouse by Jay Mattyass October 28, 2009
shmouse; shmousie
A small or short mouse-like animal.
Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.
Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.
Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.
Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.
1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.
2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.
2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.
shmouse; shmousie by Shmouse May 21, 2005
German Shnouser
Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.
German Shnouser by Tim Y January 2, 2017
Shlouse
Often used for a girl to call her a slut, ugly, or a piece of shit. It is highly offensive to call a girl this and is a Carribean word
You shlouse
Shlouse by Queen panda November 8, 2017
shmousle
Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.
Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.
Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it
Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.
Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it
shmousle by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010
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