Shmeek

Verb. The act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.

Gary shmeeked all over Rich's couch one night when he was wasted.

Richard shmeeks off in school.

by DuganNugan July 2, 2010

shmeek

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

by Bender"Bending"Rodriguez July 7, 2009

shmeeked

when you’re high asf and other words are not doing it justice. a mix of shmacked and geeked
can also be used in verb form to replace the word smoke so u can be discreet: “are u tryna shmeek later?”

i was so shmeeked i couldn’t interact with the waitress.
tryna shmeek later? i got new glassssss

by f0pfinsta April 8, 2020

Shmeek

A person who believes they're cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they're clearly not cool; or don't in any way match the persona they've created for themselves.

That guy is a Shmeek.

by Joel Mckay May 26, 2006

Shmeek

An N-joy vaping product.

Efrain-You wanna hit my N-joy.

Jonah-Yes I would love hit ur shmeek

by Hayden Herrera January 29, 2020

Shmeek

It means your a cunt in general:)

Your a shmeek

by Lozza2068 September 6, 2020

shmeek

the natural process of goop; alternative to ball cheese, including taint film.

Bro, she went down on me and offered to clean up my shmeek.

Dude, do you ever just shmeek after a workout?

by supremeandre November 5, 2021