Shmeek 

when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.

“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”

Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022

Shmeek 

A Secret word, used to make a person jealous, curios or mad. A word that "does not mean anything". The secrecy is the point, to not tell the person when you use it in a context. Similar to Smurf.

Male 1: Dude i totally just SHmeeked that sh*t.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked

Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?

Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.

Shmeek by Jayquan May 3, 2012

shmeek 

To smoke, blaze, toke, "do", marijuana.

"In parts of California, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh"

shmeek by tclegit April 27, 2007

shmeek 

literally just a mixture of a shmuck and a neek

friend: omg timothy u shmeek, that’s not the right way!

shmeek by Jayrita August 7, 2020

Shmeek 

A methamphetamine user who is so addicted to the drug they would do literally anything from selling sex to cleaning your whole house just to get a fix. They will often search bedding, carpet fibers, or any other area that little fragments of methamphetamine could have been dropped, forgotten, or hiding.

Brother: why is some random female doing the dishes?

Sister: I told her I would give her a 10 sack of meth if she did all the dishes before mom got home.

Brother: wow what a shmeek.

Shmeek by KrayzieK January 14, 2014

Shmeek 

mellow, simple, a little sheepish, a little meek, but at the same time, cool, calm, collected & insightful

the shmeek saxaphonist played his music into the night, without a care in the whole world

Shmeek by The_Wise_Man January 14, 2007

Shmeek 

Verb. The act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.

Gary shmeeked all over Rich's couch one night when he was wasted.

Richard shmeeks off in school.

Shmeek by DuganNugan July 8, 2010