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A firearm either lacking in quality overall, lacking in aesthetics, or from a manufacturer of ill repute.
"Did you see that Joe just picked up another Poop Shoota? You can't keep him and his welfare checks away from those things!"
by Scientia_Dei October 22, 2022
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The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.
"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."
by Scientia_Dei January 31, 2022
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