Top Definition
Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
by Aw yeah October 14, 2003
slang for penis
put away you shlong cause I don't wanna see your dong
by blind December 10, 2003
short pants featuring extra long legs
Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs
by damanian July 13, 2008

what your girlfriend sucks
I fucked her so long my SHLONG hurts
by kdawg1631 February 26, 2010
the thing you have in your ass right now
Damn, I cant get this shlong out of my ass
by A-Rab June 06, 2003
a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy
Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!
by wtfareyoulookinat April 27, 2010
reference to sonmeone who has a big penis
Damn Jim has got a big Shlong
by Jason 1228 January 21, 2010
A floppy penis.
"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"
by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009

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