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a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy
Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!
by wtfareyoulookinat April 27, 2010
A floppy penis.
"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"
by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009
Thing used to bone girls.
I like shlong.
by Kenithkay May 25, 2008
a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis
"man that bankskank licks shlong"
by alex brownie April 09, 2008
The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.
shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong
by Ezra Peters November 20, 2007
a long weiner
that shlong is a long weiner! damn now i'm gonna piss my pants.
by flygirlsu March 31, 2004
Slang for penis. Usually is big.
Wow. Look at that shlong!
by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014