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22.
a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy
Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!
by wtfareyoulookinat April 27, 2010
 
23.
A floppy penis.
"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"
by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009
 
24.
Thing used to bone girls.
I like shlong.
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by Kenithkay May 25, 2008
 
25.
a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis
"man that bankskank licks shlong"
by alex brownie April 09, 2008
 
26.
The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.
shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong
by Ezra Peters November 20, 2007
 
27.
a long weiner
that shlong is a long weiner! damn now i'm gonna piss my pants.
by flygirlsu March 31, 2004
 
28.
Slang for penis. Usually is big.
Wow. Look at that shlong!
by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014