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A German sausage that tastes good.
I love eating shlong.
by shlongeater May 25, 2005
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It beacuse I have a hugh shlong isnt it.

My shlong is 80 pounds, I know you want this shit!
by chole west March 23, 2003
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short pants featuring extra long legs
Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs
by damanian July 13, 2008
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A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".
"Look at that guy's shlong! He needs a haircut."
by Bobozz April 16, 2003
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An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.
1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.
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a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis
"man that bankskank licks shlong"
by alex brownie April 09, 2008
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by Namaseit September 13, 2002
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