Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

shlammered 

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.

Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.

shlammered by ACandDC July 14, 2007

slayered 

Getting slayered. The crowd telling a band to get the fuck off the stage while chanting "slayer, slayer."

Murderdolls just got slayered.

slayered by The Bastian September 5, 2004

Shmamered

Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.

"Dude, You are so shmamered!"

Shmamered by Yanna June 11, 2007

schlagered 

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

schlagered by ez September 24, 2004

Shlastered 

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)

In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.

Shlastered by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009

shlackered 

Shlackered means beyond drunk or high to any degree: a fantastic combination of both!

Tim: are you drunk or high?
Bob: Both man. i’m Shlackered.

shlackered by connorspothouse February 18, 2020