4 definitions by RAWphenom

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Ham stands for: hard as a motherf**ker. Therefore, this word is easily defined as "going hard as a motherf**ker". Every other definition I've seen on this website is definitely not right.
John: You know what I'm gonna do tonight?

Class: No, what??

John: I'm goin ham.

Jenny: What's going ham mean?

John: Ham means "hard as a motherf**ker". So goin ham means I'm gonna go hard as a motherf**ker.
by RAWphenom January 12, 2011
It can also be pronounced as J1Dub1.
You can either be afflicted with J1W1 virus or the JWall flu.
It's a contagious disease that has befallen most of the UK basketball fan-base, a.k.a. Big Blue Nation (the most legit fans anywhere). Symptoms of J1W1 include random spasms of the JWall dance, sore throat (caused by yelling at JWall's amazingness while watching him ball), headache and/or hearing loss (caused by surrounding J1W1-afflicted fans), chills & bewilderment (mainly when you're in the presence of JWall), and, in extreme cases, skipping work and/or class (because you're still deep in the throes of the J1W1 sickness) AND bleeding from the eyes (because you know no one can ever top what it is that JWall has just done--onset of this symptom is immediate).
The J1W1 virus does not only affect the Big Blue Nation, it can also affect opposing players, fans, and/or coaches. This group has symptoms that are radically different than the Big Blue Nation's. They can include scratching of the head (generally will fall in conjunction with Big Blue Nation's chills & bewilderment and sore throat symptoms), vomiting and/or diarrhea (generally will fall in conjunction with bleeding from the eyes of the Big Blue Nation), and, for the players only, BROKE ANKLES!!!

To see the first symptom of the Big Blue Nation, the JWall dance:
see 2009-10 UK Wildcats Fight Song Remixed
To see the first symptom of the opposing players:
see Kobe Bryant Broken Ankles KB IV Nike Commercial
DakOfDoom::: Guys, I think I'm getting sick...

Ryzzle::: What's wrong with ya, Dak??

DakOfDoom::: I don't know!! I've been randomly performing the JWall dance, my throat has been sore for a week, and I've skipped about five different classes.

Ryzzle::: Holy cow, dude. I know what's wrong with you!!

DakOfDoom::: What is it? Is it serious?!?

Ryzzle::: Yeah, it's real serious!! You've got the J1W1 virus, the JWall flu!!!
by RAWphenom December 10, 2009
Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
by RAWphenom October 17, 2011
This is a combination of noun and verb.

Noun::: A.K.A. CoD Modern Warfare 2... only the most anticipated game that has dropped in, quite possibly, EVER!!!

Verb::: The act of playing CoD:MW2 and having an epic orgasm, or a wargasm. For a basic description of what happens while pwning n00bs in MW2, please see the Lonely Island video: Jizz In My Pants.
JCop::: Dude, are you ready for some Modern Wargasm all night tonight???

Ryzzle::: Guys, I was playing Modern Wargasm last night and had a modern wargasm.

DakOfDoom::: I just had a modern wargasm!!!
by RAWphenom November 16, 2009
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