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shithousery 

Chiefly British term for underhanded conduct or gamesmanship in a sport, with the intention of gaining an advantage. Typically refers to association football.
Fantastic shithousery from James Ward-Prowse to get Zaha sent off.
shithousery by MRTHICC February 1, 2019

Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

Shithouse Poet 

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.
Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."
Shithouse Poet by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

Shithoused

The next level beyond being just drunk. A state of complete and utter stupidity.
Hey man, you were so shithoused last night you burned your house down.
Shithoused by Alcoholism September 16, 2004

German Shnouser 

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it
Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.
German Shnouser by Tim Y January 2, 2017

Shithoused

When so called big (football/soccer) teams get beat by small teams like Preston (North End), when everyone knows they should be beating #teamslikePreston
"You've been shithoused"
Shithoused by Fog916 December 13, 2018