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shitty carwash 

A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.
I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.

OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.

Shittycack 

When people are having anal and the person getting it shits on the other persons cock and they put it in a bag and keep going.
Melanie totally shittycacked James last night!
Shittycack by shittycack March 19, 2010

shittycorg 

A term used to describe a specific breed of dog, the Welsh corgi, whose excessive barking, copious shedding and general obstinacy cannot be denied.
Fido proved he was a shittycorg when he peed on our neighbor's rug.
shittycorg by Sir Wellington Harvey December 27, 2011

shittycakes 

Basically another term for shit but funner to say {try right now!} and cooler.
"Oh, shittycakes! I just cut my finger off!"
shittycakes by MashaPwns May 20, 2008

Shittycaca 

When bowel movements lack in size and in strength of smell.
My gut was hurting all day . I though it was a big one , but when I went to the restroom it turned out to be a shittycaca.

Shittycaca by Myco-BADFISH- December 27, 2007

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Shittycat247 by Shittycat247 December 26, 2020