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To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable
No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?
by Nappies November 06, 2007

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A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.
"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"
by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 02, 2010

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