A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.
"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."
"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."
"Are you shitting on my face?"
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