shit sprayer 

shit sprayer-(adj.) A person who releases liquid fecal material from their anal cavity in a violent manor resulting in a wide area of your toilet to be covered with rectal fluid. This person does not clean up the toilet after release.

That fucking shit sprayer Matt marked his territory all over our toilet again. It sure would be nice if he would clean up his own shit for once.

shit sprayer by sprayhappy January 11, 2008

Shitspeaker 

One who speaks shit all over the place. In a more kind manner, someone who never is right and seen by the public as a dumb, incompetent commenter. Usually encountered on forums.

This geezer was the biggest shitspeaker USA ever saw!

Shitspeaker by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015

shit sprayer 

1. The sprayer with nice-smelling shit that you spray in your bathroom after you take a giant dump. Sometimes the big shits don't smell at all, but you should definitely shit spray your bathroom after a dump for the sake of your roommates, who will then shit spray for you.

2. Basically Febreze, but you probably bought the cheap kind.

3. Can be used as a verb: to shit spray--to spray the shit sprayer.

EXAMPLES:

1. Tom: Bitchfuck Aaron, you forgot to use the shit sprayer. Now my cologne smells like your shit.
Aaron: It's OK, if you get lucky you'll just feel like you're doing anal.

2. Jason, should we buy 1 shit sprayers or 2?
Buy 3, Nick's making chalupas for dinner.

shit sprayer by TDfuckingB March 9, 2007

shitspyer

A person who is your flatmate who, every time you enter the bathroom to take a shit, wait to hear you close the door, after which they walk out of their rooms to get a whiff of your shit.

He’s literally such a shitspyer, i went to take a shit and literally the second after i closed the door, he came out of his room. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

shitspyer by wingofredemption October 19, 2021