Shitwhacker 

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.

"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

Shitwhacker by K. Washington July 25, 2016

Shitwankery 

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at

I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise

Shitwankery by The Roaring Forties July 21, 2017

shitshank 

A shitshank is a result of anal sex where the person giving anal has his penis clogged with shit resulting in an inability to urinate or ejaculate.

Man, I couldn't piss after fuckin' that chick in the butt 'cause I had a damn shitshank!

shitshank by Justin Budweiser March 27, 2007

Shitwanker

Shitwanker can commonly be applied to the French, sweat-heads, minge-bags and scum. The term shitwanker originated when some of the French attempted munging a 1 month old corpse, in this occurrence however, the French decided that they would stamp on the stomach of the corpse with a jar inserted into the anus of the corpse. After filling the jar with maggots, faeces/feces they capped the lid and removed the sphincter of the corpse with a rusty spoon(other instruments do not invalidate the verb). This was then placed in the jar with the waste and excrement harvested earlier.

Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.

Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.

"I bet they are eager to shitwank again, although I really would rather not have my corpse shitwanked, I would really like to become a shitwanker"

Shitwanker by Europe. January 28, 2015

shitsnacker 

someone whose behavior is so vile and offensive that it can only be assumed that they consume a regular diet of feces

"They're posting record profits while jacking prices...talk about shitsnackers!"
"You cut me off...you SHITSNACKER!"
"Who pissed in her cheerios?"..."Nobody- she's like that everyday, a real shitsnacker"

shitsnacker by robert m stewart August 28, 2008

shithacker 

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

shithacker by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

shitshatter

someone who shits on peoples doorsteps

that sneaky old shitshatter got me again found a deuce on my doorstep

shitshatter by jimsacommunost March 4, 2009