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more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.
I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.
by lightbulb March 14, 2004
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Many, as in, more than a few in quantity.
Here's how you count in the ghetto:

One, two, three, and a shit load.
by word up March 19, 2003
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A corruption of the term "shipload" of antiquity, as described the massive cargoes brought into harbor by sea-faring ships. Through association to the perjorative "shit" (itself a corruption of "shite"), the terms "fuck load", "ass load", and "butt load" were all created, the user, unaware of the origins of the term, substituting one curse word interchangeably for another. Over time, the second half of the expression also came to be substituted, most often in cases where "ton" was inserted for "load", whilst still maintaining the previously-replaced derisories as variations of the newly-coined phrase.

In its "proper" form, the phrase would be hyphenated and expressed as a linkage between two words to describe a third, correlated concept (i.e. "shit-load")
Americans commit a shit load of atrocities against the English Language!
by Sidgar July 08, 2013
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Shitloads is "LONG" for lots.
I have shitloads of porn on my computer.
by the almighty ho August 12, 2005
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10% more than you can carry at one time.
I can't carry this shit load of boards back to the truck.
by Chris Brennan March 14, 2008
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(Colloquial) The amount of cow manure that will fit in the bed of a 3/4 ton pickup. For fresh, wet, stinking manure, this would be 750 pounds. For dry manure, something less, perhaps 500 pounds.
I have to go over to Jackson's farm and get a shitload of manure for my mom's garden.
by OldFskingGeek July 10, 2013
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A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as fuckton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a shitload.
Dumbass: Dude! I just spilled a shitload of milk.

Smartass: Impossible. Milk cannot be split into any value other than milk. Your argument is invalid.
by Anchovies123 January 15, 2012
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