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11 definitions by btezra

the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking
"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"
by btezra October 24, 2002
a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with water to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes
"Hey, wanna come over and hit the bong?"
by btezra October 25, 2002
the best ~ simply outstanding; no comparison or greater value can be placed to another of similar type of manner
"That new track that DJ Krush laid down is da bomb!"
by btezra October 24, 2002
a perfectly groomed and manicured bud of dank marijuana
"...bring over your bong tonight, I just hooked up with an ounce of tasty nuggs!"
by btezra October 25, 2002
meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch
Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.
by btezra October 23, 2002
meaning the absolute tastiest; the best; of the highest quality - when applied to marijuana, a.k.k. the cannabis plant
"Did you get a taste of <i>the dank</i> nuggs that Billy Bob has?
by btezra October 24, 2002
1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.
The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.
by btezra October 19, 2005